Her Brain Wasn't Awake

Dear Readers:

Last night I got to bed too late. I accidentally deleted my posting and had to recreate it from memory. It came out all right, but the light by my computer woke up my wife. She asked me why I was up so late. Our conversation went something like this:

"Why is the light on?"

"Oh, I had to chase away some monkeys that broke into our bedroom."

"What monkeys?"

"The monkeys that broke into our bathroom window. They jumped on your legs -- that's why your legs are sore -- and I had to chase them away with a stick. Go back to bed."

"Are you looking at bad web sites?"

"No."

"Okay. Goodnight."

That was our conversation. If only more couples enjoyed such intellectually stimulating discourse.

Until tomorrow.